Ancient Citadel

A tall tower, the entrance to which is found in the Little Prairie. The path leading in is sealed by a large stone door bearing an illustration of a great big Piss droplet. To open the door, somewhere between 100 and 150 Piss droplets must be shot against it, as each one pushes the door further into its frame until, at the end of it, the door becomes openable. Important items inside the Ancient Citadel are a Goddess Relic and a Piss Upgrade. There is also a Coffin, a Television Face, and an Archaeologist. The two collectible items can be found at the top level of the citadel, which is reachable through a short plaforming section along its walls and pillars. The NPCs are spread between the bottom, middle and top of this section. The area also plays a unique, clocktower-esque music track.